The Dude Ranch
As Louis Van Wezel walked his daughter down the aisle, he locked eyes with his soon to be son-in-law, Albert Stone, who stood at the altar in a frumpy, oversized suit. When they reached the end of the aisle, Louis kissed his daughter on the cheek and whispered in her ear, "If you ever want a divorce, I'll find you a lawyer."
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